I remember one time, I was in my bio ethics course and this one girl said that abortion is wrong because the cells are conscious and react to stimuli. My professor just stood in the front of class, stared at her with his hands together, and whispered, “Plants. Plants do that.”
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
What You Crave vs What You Need
- Raw nuts/seeds.
- Kale, leafy greens.
- Actual, literal bubbles.
- Freudian psychology.
- A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- The sweet release of death.